i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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