Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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