Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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