He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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