did you get engaged???
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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