Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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