what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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