Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
