then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
