People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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