Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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