You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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