so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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