super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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