Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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