GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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