I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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