The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
one might say we're banned from that church
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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