I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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