I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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