all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you mean i was at the winter classic?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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