Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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