I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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