All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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