and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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