My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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