You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
love makes seman taste better
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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