Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so that wasnt chicken after all
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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