the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I want to be your penis for a week.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
All the doctor said was why
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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