So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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