i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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