i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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