So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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