do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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