If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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