idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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