I want to walk on stilts...naked
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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