Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The ass gains better be worth it
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