i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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