Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She told me I should be a condom model.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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