I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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