you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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