he wants to bone in the snuggie
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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