Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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