margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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