gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
that may or may not have been my penis.
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