Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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