Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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