But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
