Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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